JD: Last time on Johnny Dangerfist:
Pegasus and its crew took of from
(zeppelin flying sounds)
CT: Look Daedalus, im really sorry bout what happened back at the islands. I should have been more careful. I still don’t think we’ve seen the last of McBruce either.
D: Its alright Coyne, its not like we haven’t been in a scrape like that before.
CT: True that. Remember that time with the Zulu chieftain and that stupid cow? I thought we were done for that time.
D: Hahaha ah yes, and then there was the time Flex had the janissaries chasing us in
FB: You mean the ones I chased back to the palace later?
CT: Where did you find that machine gun anyways??
FB: I think it was on a biplane on the tarmac. It looked handy so I nabbed it.
D: You are truly ludicrous Flex but im glad to have you along.
Jeffries: good morning captain! Everythings running smoothly back aft. New fuel pump is a beautiful little one, old girl’s taken a right good liking to her.
D: Very well Jeffries.
Lefty: Who’s a girl Jeffries? I thought Daedalus didn’t allow girls on board?
CT: He’s talking about the reactor lad. He’s a bit of an odd duck if you hadn’t noticed.
D: Well lets get down to brass tacks. You gents come over here and lets plot our course. Right now where about here, about to enter the
CT: You mean
D: What? Why Coyne?
CT: Well its like I told you Daedalus, no one flies over
Jeffries: He’s right Capn. Those Turks have taken a right poor liking to strangers.
FB: To hell with em Daedalus! We both know we have to go to
D: Flex, while I agree, I am pretty sure your reasons are entirely different from mine.
FB: That’s irrelevant. Besides, you know Carmen is there.
CT: Oh good lord. You cant be serious Flex? Daedalus? YOU are going to let a woman drag into back to
D: Its complicated.
CT: Complicated?!? No, getting tortured in a Turkish prison in complicated, those bastards are creative. That damned devious wench of yours can meet us in
D: Well we do need Jacques, I have a feeling things are doing to get a bit dicey when we reach the
FB: Hah! Id like to see those Hun bastards try and stop and us!
D: Well regardless, we need to go to
CT: Oh tits and chocolates Daedalus, you know me better than that. Im just saying, the Turks are more likely to throw their fancy flavored coffee in your face than give you a welcome and pass the hookah pipe. As for Flex, last I heard whoever brings him in to the Sultan gets to choose one of the girls from the old boy’s harem. Heh, who knows? I might go for a
FB: Coyne, if I so much as catch you doing something suspicious while we’re there you better believe you wont see daylight.
CT: Joking Flex, joking.
D: Alright, well it seems like we have our next few stages planned out and
(Airplane sounds, machinegun fire)
MCM (intercom) Captain! Were under attack! Theres four or five planes out there!
D: All hands man your stations! Prepare for dirigibattle!
JD: Whats happening captain?
D: Its brazilian sky pirates Johnny! The scourge of the skies!
FB: Haha! This is going to be a great day!
(Gunfire, intercom chatter, general chaos)
D: Hard to port!! Take her up to 20000 feet, they cant follow us there!
J: Capn, were takin damage, we might not make it!
FB (intercom) HAHAHAHAH GOT ONE!!! Going down in flames!
Radio: This is Squadron Leader calling Drake Daedalus. You there??
D: Yea, who the hell is this??
R: Its Merriweather, looked like you needed help. Try not to shoot my jet copters!
D: Just in time! Roger that! (to crew) Don’t shoot the jet copters boys, they are on our side!!
(battles sounds die off)
J: Captain shes holding but well never make it through those sky pirates again.
D: Thanks Jeffries. (On radio) You there Merriweather?
R: Roger that, you look a little dinged up. Follow me and my boys down.